Difference between Wife & Girlfriend
Wife is like TV, girlfriend is like Handphone (HP)
At home watch TV, go out bring HP.
No money, sell TV. Got money change HP.
Sometimes enjoy TV, but most of the time play with HP.
TV free for life
but HP, if you don’t pay the services will be terminated.
TV is big, bulky and most of the time old,
but handphone is cute, slim, curvy and very portable at any time.
Operational cost for TV is often acceptable
but for HP is high and often demanding,
Most Important, TV got remote..
HP don’t have..
Last but not least……. .
TV do not have virus,
but hp yes……… .have VIRUS…….
…….so better choose TV.
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